05.01.09
jerkyleboeuf@gmail.comJOKES!Today's first joke was sent in by Saint Andy!A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push."Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning! He slams the door and returns to bed."Who was that?" asked his wife."Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers ...
05.01.09
Friends, partisans and old pals of every stripe, I beg your forgiveness for my extended absence, and for the lack of any substantial explanation thereof. At this point, it probably won't come as much of a shock to you that, after seven years and five months of bringing you the Dirt as I've seen it on a daily basis, the party's over.In many ways, and for many reasons, this is one of the most difficult editorials I've ever had to write. Maybe that's why it's taken me the better part of three month ...
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05.01.09
Send all Jokes, Letters and other stuff to Jerky:jerkyleboeuf@gmail.com TEN GOOD JOKES...Today's first joke was sent in by Andres Raid!This lady is giving a party for her granddaughter, and has gone all out. She had a caterer, a band, and a clown. Just before the party starts, two bums show up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman tells them that they can get a meal if they will chop some wood out back.Gratefully, they head to the rear of the house. Guests arrive, and all ...
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05.01.09
In the three-plus months since yer old pal Jerky began his involuntary semi-hiatus, an awful lot of crazy shit has gone down. Taken as a single, undifferentiated blur, these developments seem to constitute an acceleration in our civilization's headlong, lunatic sprint towards the zero point of Absolute Discombobulation. Some of these events were so juicy -- so pregnant with underexplored implications, quantum synchronicities and pseudo-allegorical heft -- that I felt a brief overview was in orde ...
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05.01.09
Hey foax... Yer old pal Jerky was contemplating running an election blog again this year, but what do you know... it's already two weeks past! So, instead, here is a bunch of bullshit to divert and amuse you! I FUCKIN' LOVE YOU GUYS... AND PSYCHOACTIVE PHARMACEUTICALS!!! - YOPJJust an aside... At the proper volume, and with some well-chosen chemical accompaniment, Led Zeppelin's Houses of the Holy becomes a vehicle of pure sonic transcendence. Your nerves vibrate and jangle in synchronous reson ...
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